Funny Business Slogans
|~ Wacky Business Slogans ~
Here are some creative business slogans found on the Internet.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
In a Podiatrist’s office:
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
At a Proctologist’s door
On a Plumber’s truck:
On a Plumber’s truck:
Pizza Shop Slogan:
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:
At a Towing Company:
On an Electrician’s truck:
In a Non-smoking Area:
On a Maternity Room door:
At an Optometrist’s Office:
On a Taxidermist’s window:
On a Fence:
At a Car Dealership:
Outside a Muffler Shop:
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
At the Electric Company:
In a Restaurant window:
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
At a Propane Filling Station,
And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”
“Our best is none too good.”
“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
“We’re #1 in the #2 business”
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix”
“To expedite your visit please back in”
“We repair what your husband fixed”
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber”
“Invite us to your next blowout”
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows”
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action”
“Push. Push. Push”
“Time wounds all heels”
“We just keep rolling a lawn,” JB Instant Lawn, Portland, Oregon
“Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back”
“We Dry Harder”
|We’re easy to get a lawn with,”
B&G Turf Farm, Helendale, California.“We do more than mow, blow and go”
Yardvark’s Lawn & Maintenance, Bullhead City, Arizona.“We meet most of our friends by accident” Auto body shop, Fremont, CA (Richard DeBiaso)
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
Sign on the side of a Muffler Shop in Hood River, Oregon.“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be”
Maybe At the Electric Company:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up”
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait”
“Thank heaven for little grills”
“Best place in town to take a leak”
“Nobody knows the truffles we’ve seen,”
“Your pane is our pleasure,”
“I glove you”
“Take a spin with us”
“Let us steer you in the right direction”
“Our business is growing,” Smith Gardens, Washington state
“We curl up and dye for you,” Orchid Hair Salon, Delta, Colorado.
“Don’t let a drip spoil your trip,” Ray’s Radiator Service, Grass Valley, California.
“We run a shady business,” The Tarp Man, a mobile business seen in Arizona.
“Our business is picking up,” Grass Valley Disposal Company, Grass Valley, California.
“We kick ash,” Mad Hatter Air Duct Cleaning, Seattle, Wash.
“We meet by accident,” Prestige Automotive Center, Kingman, Arizona.
“Let us lighten your load,” Hey Diddle Diddle Diaper Service, Hollister, California.
“Can’t get it up?” Willits Winching, Willits, California. (submitted by Joanne Moore)
“While you sleep, we loaf,” Tahoe House Restaurant and Bakery, Lake Tahoe, California.
“Let us strip for you,” a furniture refinishing shop near Little Rock, Ark. (submitted by Barry Burton)
“A good flush beats a full house,” Salcido Plumbing, King City Calif. (submitted by the Johnsons)
“A great place to take a leak,” Acme Radiator, Bandon, Oregon
“Business Sucks,” a California vacuum cleaner store. (submitted by S. Boyers)
“All the stuff that’s neat for both your feet,” Dave’s Shoes, Grass Valley, Calif.
“The Answer To Your Hangups,” Art Laminators, Inc., Seattle, Wash.
“Have your work done here…and you’ll never go anywhere else again,”
“We Take a Bite out of Grime,” car wash, Camp Verde, Arizona. (submitted by B.P. Soutrane) Copyright 2000 by Out West Newspaper
“It’s a Ruff Life,” Dog day care and activity center, Phoenix, AZ (Joanne Gardiner)
“We’re number one in the number two business”
“After the first whiff, call Cliff.”
“We don’t want an arm and a leg…just your tows!”
“Get your buns in here,” Glenn’s Pastries, Gallup, New Mexico
“It’s great to be kneaded,” Rainbow Touch Massage, Seattle, Washington
“Here today, lawn tomorrow,” Oregon Turf and Tree Farm
“Spouses Selling Houses,” Real estate agents Shari and Ron Laverty, Seattle, Wash.
“Let us remove your shorts”